Fitzgerald to Republicans:

"I didn't say 'your voices sounded like money'"

Kafka to Democrats:

"You'll never believe the size of the bugs I found in the Republican Caucus room!"

Hemingway to Obama:

"When I said 'The best way you can find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them,' the emphasis was on "can find out."

" BTW, WTF is the matter with you? ---LMK." (This new communication is better than dropping adjectives!)

Demented DeMint

The Senate's most conservative fellow

DeMint's bite is worse than his bellow

Against abortion and health care for all

Pro Jesus Love signs in the mall

He's not red, he's not blue, he is yellow.

Orrin Hatches An Egg

He's afraid of the 2012 election

For the poor he's lost his affection

Payroll taxes don't count

When you're king of the mount

Or when you're afraid of rejection.

Bigoted Woman Runs for President

55 year old Miz Michele Bachman

Is just a girl from the block, man

She shops for her clothes at Macy's

She's in love with John Wayne (Gacy)

If Prez, gay marriage she'd ban, man

Memo to FAA: Revoke His License -- NOW

Moron flat earther, climate change unbeliever, and failed stunt pilot Senator James Inhofe has introduced a "Pilot's Bill of Rights" to get back at the FAA for making him take additional training after he deliberately landed his plane on a closed runway, "scaring the crap" out of nearby construction workers.

FAA should revoke his license now, in the event that the Republicans use his "bill" to further clog the debate on raising the debt ceiling.

This definitely calls for a limerick, but I was saving the words "twit," "nitwit," and "dimwit" for Romney, who is a Mormon, but also quite possibly a moron.

You can read about it at The Smoking Gun.