"How Cute Am I?"
Although many of us were shocked when Nikki Haley announced that “women don’t care about contraception,” this intrepid reporter has discovered that her position is linked to her fear of aging. “I am after all the youngest Governor in the country,” said Haley, “and I was President of my own company, Exotica International, whose theme is “Trust Exotica for timeless fashion.”
Haley has traded on her good looks to gain political prominence with the Tea Party and the likes of Sarah Palin, who is famous for declaring “you can see North Carolina from South Carolina.”
No liberal bastion, North Carolina is a paragon of the left compared to their clueless, toothless neighbors in South Carolina. This is a State where people believed that their previous Governor had gone hiking in the Appalachians when he was in fact in a foreign land fooling around with a potential illegal immigrant.
Trying to avoid his mistakes, “Governor” Haley has taken a tough stand on illegal immigration. She has also decided against using her given name, Nimrod, which is short for Nimrata. Exactly how many South Carolinians know that she is of Indian (as in over there Indian) descent?
She is reputed to have had a number of affiairs (plausible denial). She only has two children. Are we to believe that she doesn’t care about contraception?
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