Demented DeMint

The Senate's most conservative fellow

DeMint's bite is worse than his bellow

Against abortion and health care for all

Pro Jesus Love signs in the mall

He's not red, he's not blue, he is yellow.

Orrin Hatches An Egg

He's afraid of the 2012 election

For the poor he's lost his affection

Payroll taxes don't count

When you're king of the mount

Or when you're afraid of rejection.

Bigoted Woman Runs for President

55 year old Miz Michele Bachman

Is just a girl from the block, man

She shops for her clothes at Macy's

She's in love with John Wayne (Gacy)

If Prez, gay marriage she'd ban, man

Memo to FAA: Revoke His License -- NOW

Moron flat earther, climate change unbeliever, and failed stunt pilot Senator James Inhofe has introduced a "Pilot's Bill of Rights" to get back at the FAA for making him take additional training after he deliberately landed his plane on a closed runway, "scaring the crap" out of nearby construction workers.

FAA should revoke his license now, in the event that the Republicans use his "bill" to further clog the debate on raising the debt ceiling.

This definitely calls for a limerick, but I was saving the words "twit," "nitwit," and "dimwit" for Romney, who is a Mormon, but also quite possibly a moron.

You can read about it at The Smoking Gun.

Casey Anthony Verdict

Explains congressional election of 2008.

Fatty, Fatty, Two By Four...

Chris Christie keeps getting fatter

But,really, does his girth matter?

He gets bolder and bolder

He is loved by Ann Coulter

How could it get any badder?

Bob from Tenneessee

That Senator named Robert Corker

Talks like he is a dork-er

$6 billion for Oak Ridge

Not just stuff in his fridge

Turns out he's a fat porker