Casey Anthony Verdict

Explains congressional election of 2008.

Fatty, Fatty, Two By Four...

Chris Christie keeps getting fatter

But,really, does his girth matter?

He gets bolder and bolder

He is loved by Ann Coulter

How could it get any badder?

Bob from Tenneessee

That Senator named Robert Corker

Talks like he is a dork-er

$6 billion for Oak Ridge

Not just stuff in his fridge

Turns out he's a fat porker

"Minority" Leader

Why hate that guy Eric Cantor

Because of his arrogant banter

Although he wears glasses

His head up his ass is

Another Republican ranter

There was a celeb named Sarah

Are you running for prez we ask Palin

I dunno, she says words-a-flailing

But we'll surely cheer

If soon we can hear

That rogue mama-griz is a-bailing

Two of the Ugliest Men In the World

Inside and Out.

Roger Ailes schemed with Nixon to start a GOP television channel, noting something to the effect that television watching is a lazy man's game...just feed them the information and they will believe it.

It took him a long time, but Ailes did it ...

There Once Was A Turman named Mitch

Turtle /human hybrid named Mitch

Helped drive us into the ditch

Would he help? He said No

And again he said No

He's a real Son of a _itch