"Minority" Leader

Why hate that guy Eric Cantor

Because of his arrogant banter

Although he wears glasses

His head up his ass is

Another Republican ranter

There was a celeb named Sarah

Are you running for prez we ask Palin

I dunno, she says words-a-flailing

But we'll surely cheer

If soon we can hear

That rogue mama-griz is a-bailing

Two of the Ugliest Men In the World

Inside and Out.

Roger Ailes schemed with Nixon to start a GOP television channel, noting something to the effect that television watching is a lazy man's game...just feed them the information and they will believe it.

It took him a long time, but Ailes did it ...

There Once Was A Turman named Mitch

Turtle /human hybrid named Mitch

Helped drive us into the ditch

Would he help? He said No

And again he said No

He's a real Son of a _itch

There Once Was A Man Named Boehner

There once was a John named Boehner

O'er all the world, no one lamer

He became speaker

The people grew weaker

And the devil took down his name-r

The Coke Can Was Nothing.

Clarence Thomas needs to resign.

Not in It for The Balloons

Because he can be a clown without them. Jon Huntsman's annoucement today was flawed by boo - boos, including the misspelling of his first name on press passes , the fact that a tour boat and not the Statue of Liberty could be seen behind him, the fact that his generator and the riser died before the announcement, the fact that neither he nor his team has registered any of the logical urls for his campaign (johnh2012, johnhuntsman.com and others, as of this evening are for sale), and the fact that his website went up with fake telephone numbers and addresses.

Big finish: the press were mistakenly boarded on a plane for Saudi Arabia instead of New Hampshire after his speech.

Never mind that his logo would look better on a polo shirt than a presidential campaign.

But wait! He can speak mandarin. Evidently, the Chinese don't care.