Apologies to Keith Olberman...

Scott Walker is this century's Worst Person In the World...

He Meant to Say Hex Appeal

Vin Webber, a top adviser to Tim Pawlenty, said the press had it wrong about him saying that Michele Bachman had "sex appeal."

New Melville Novel Discovered; about T-Paw

first line:

"Call me a schlemiel."

Fitzgerald to Republicans:

"I didn't say 'your voices sounded like money'"

Kafka to Democrats:

"You'll never believe the size of the bugs I found in the Republican Caucus room!"

Hemingway to Obama:

"When I said 'The best way you can find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them,' the emphasis was on "can find out."

" BTW, WTF is the matter with you? ---LMK." (This new communication is better than dropping adjectives!)

Demented DeMint

The Senate's most conservative fellow

DeMint's bite is worse than his bellow

Against abortion and health care for all

Pro Jesus Love signs in the mall

He's not red, he's not blue, he is yellow.

Orrin Hatches An Egg

He's afraid of the 2012 election

For the poor he's lost his affection

Payroll taxes don't count

When you're king of the mount

Or when you're afraid of rejection.

Bigoted Woman Runs for President

55 year old Miz Michele Bachman

Is just a girl from the block, man

She shops for her clothes at Macy's

She's in love with John Wayne (Gacy)

If Prez, gay marriage she'd ban, man

Memo to FAA: Revoke His License -- NOW

Moron flat earther, climate change unbeliever, and failed stunt pilot Senator James Inhofe has introduced a "Pilot's Bill of Rights" to get back at the FAA for making him take additional training after he deliberately landed his plane on a closed runway, "scaring the crap" out of nearby construction workers.

FAA should revoke his license now, in the event that the Republicans use his "bill" to further clog the debate on raising the debt ceiling.

This definitely calls for a limerick, but I was saving the words "twit," "nitwit," and "dimwit" for Romney, who is a Mormon, but also quite possibly a moron.

You can read about it at The Smoking Gun.

Casey Anthony Verdict

Explains congressional election of 2008.

Fatty, Fatty, Two By Four...

Chris Christie keeps getting fatter

But,really, does his girth matter?

He gets bolder and bolder

He is loved by Ann Coulter

How could it get any badder?

Bob from Tenneessee

That Senator named Robert Corker

Talks like he is a dork-er

$6 billion for Oak Ridge

Not just stuff in his fridge

Turns out he's a fat porker

"Minority" Leader

Why hate that guy Eric Cantor

Because of his arrogant banter

Although he wears glasses

His head up his ass is

Another Republican ranter

There was a celeb named Sarah

Are you running for prez we ask Palin

I dunno, she says words-a-flailing

But we'll surely cheer

If soon we can hear

That rogue mama-griz is a-bailing

Two of the Ugliest Men In the World

Inside and Out.

Roger Ailes schemed with Nixon to start a GOP television channel, noting something to the effect that television watching is a lazy man's game...just feed them the information and they will believe it.

It took him a long time, but Ailes did it ...

There Once Was A Turman named Mitch

Turtle /human hybrid named Mitch

Helped drive us into the ditch

Would he help? He said No

And again he said No

He's a real Son of a _itch