There Once Was A Man Named Boehner

There once was a John named Boehner

O'er all the world, no one lamer

He became speaker

The people grew weaker

And the devil took down his name-r

The Coke Can Was Nothing.

Clarence Thomas needs to resign.

Not in It for The Balloons

Because he can be a clown without them. Jon Huntsman's annoucement today was flawed by boo - boos, including the misspelling of his first name on press passes , the fact that a tour boat and not the Statue of Liberty could be seen behind him, the fact that his generator and the riser died before the announcement, the fact that neither he nor his team has registered any of the logical urls for his campaign (johnh2012, johnhuntsman.com and others, as of this evening are for sale), and the fact that his website went up with fake telephone numbers and addresses.

Big finish: the press were mistakenly boarded on a plane for Saudi Arabia instead of New Hampshire after his speech.

Never mind that his logo would look better on a polo shirt than a presidential campaign.

But wait! He can speak mandarin. Evidently, the Chinese don't care.