Sanctimonius Santorum

Being called "the dumbest member ever" by fellow Republicans, Santorum the screwball has
basically refused to apologize to John McCain for saying that McCain clearly "didn't understand enhanced interrogation."

The list of Republican kooks for president grows ever longer...

Lock Him Up

In a mental institution or a jail. I don't care. Beck is a liar and a lunatic.

Thinking of Ways to Screw Us

Republican lawyer James Bopp Jr. thinks he has found a way to further circumvent the "laws" against soft money contributions.

His stated opinion: "The Supreme Court doesn't care ... I don't care ... nobody that matters cares."

What a f**khead.

No Juzgar Un Libro Por Cubierta

Cuban-Matt-Damon-look-alike Marco Rubio is still a Republican.

Masquerading as a "fresh face", Rubio is a career politican who has already stated publicly that he has "no intention of running for President or Vice President in 2012." We'll see about that...

Besides, his parents are immigrants! It's a wonder they let him in the GOP.

Newt Defames Great American City

Gingrich recently said he would end Obama's "Chicago-style" politics, not stopping for one minute to consider how midwesterners might take that bit of slander.

Chicago is a great American City. Newt is a slithery salamander with 4 legs that can live on water or land.

Newt said in Businessweek that 2012 is the most important election since 1860, the last time he ran for president.

Freshman Republian Congressmen

Are truly SOPHOMORIC.

Republicans Take Their Ball But Fail to go Home

After Navy Seals Six captured Osama Bin Laden, professional idiot Rush Limbaugh weighed in and questioned the shooting of a private citizen in sovereign territory that is not ours.

U.S. face-of-evil Dick Cheney hailed waterboarding, and fatheaded Karl Rove said that "some of his best friends were members of Navy Seals Six." Anything to get it on the act.

And the man with the fox-on-his-head dropped precipitously in the polls.

So sad.