Now the Republicans

who don't believe in evolution, who have blocked every good thing the administration has tried to do, whose leader (the waxen human-honu hybrid Mitch "turtle face" O'connell says their first
priority is to depose the President --- in the voice of children everywhere, "if we can't have it,
neither can they." want to have an "adult" conversation

Well Turtle Face, take your ball and go home -- the sooner the better --an "adult conversation" is well out of your league.

Even Bush

Didn't Like Cheney

Guess We'll Never Get the Answers

To all those questions Sharron Angle was going to respond to when she was Senator.

NEVER MIND HER HAIRCUT

CARLY IS SOOOOO YESTERDAY!

D'JOU PURSUING SUIT AGAINST PUMPKIN

saying, "I don't care if I lost. It's my patented smile and I plan to use it again in two years, if not sooner."

"I am Charles D'jou and I am a loser."

I CARE ABOUT MY FAMILY

BUT NOT YOURS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE COLLEEN HANABUSA.

"I am Charles D'Jou and I approved this message."

Aiona Announces Sinister Plan

To ignore the halt and the elderly; saying "it is easier to raise a strong child than fix a broken adult."

D'Jou Uses Congressional Credit Card

TO PAY FOR FOUR GLOSSY OVER SIZED POSTCARDS TO CD1 IN 23 DAYS.

STATEMENT IN MAIL TO YOUR CHILDREN.

SHARRON ANGLE TO CHARLES D'JOU:

YOU LOOK KIND OF HISPANIC TO ME.

DEPUTY DAWG

Inaugurated today as Honolulu's Mayor. Bow. Wow.

D'JONT

D'JONT VOTE FOR DJOU D'JERK.

Today's Word

Dylan Nonaka to follow boss Jonah Kaauwai to Hell.

It Does Not Matter At All

That Charlie D'Jou lives in C.D. 1.

(picture from when he was bellman at Sheraton) (not.)

Separated At Birth

Human-Honu Hybrids.

(thank you Stephen Colbert)

Religious Left

YOU'RE THE LAST WHO DOWN IN WHOVILLE. YOU NEED TO SHOUT LOUDER!

Da Local GOP Commercials

Like Beef?

"I am Charles Djou and I approved this message."

I've Spoken to God

And Jonah Kaauwai is going to Hell.