ANOTHER JOE MCCARTHY, OF ANOTHER HUE

Tell A Big Enough Lie...

Enough already.  We have spent the last year hearing about how Obama is a European Socialist.
Now comes professional idiot Allen West to tell that he has heard that “about 80 Democrats are communists.”
We are really in the 1950s now.  Thank you, MAD MEN, for getting the ball rolling.    I hope that you didn’t know what you had started?  White men rejoiced.  Now a black man is talking communism.

WTF?  I mean. really.  What parallel universe have we found ourselves in?

BUT DID SHE HAVE HELP???

"All by myself...

We already know that her husband employed a yard service that employed illegal immigrants.  “I had to fire them.  I am running for President.”  We know they have several homes and she drives two Cadillacs.

Isn’t possible that she hired help as she chose to stay home to raise her children?

We were nowhere as rich as the Romneys, but my sisters were raised by a Governess, as was my mother, as was her father.  When I was growing up, my brother and I had a baby “nurse,” and our household employed a handyman/yard man, a laundress/housekeeper and a cook.  Like Ann Romney, my Mother chose to be a stay-at-home mom.

Her kids appear to be perfectly nice, she is likewise nice and Willard is the perfect patrician go-to-work Dad.

So the “I don’t bake cookies” versus stay-at-home Moms is back in play.  Get over it, everyone.  Ann Romney “stayed home,”  and she probably had help.  This could make her the head of a small business.
Personally, I think Willard  should pick his own fights and not hide behind his wife’s skirts.

ROMNEY'S "GOOD DEEDS" WILL SECURE PLANET, NOT PRESIDENCY

Totally Spontaneous! courtesy: mittromneycentral

Now comes a book about Romney’s good deeds, which he “doesn’t talk about.”  EVIDENTLY NOT.  It is in an f–ing book.
From the TV promos, it appears that the book is about how Romney helps white men who are fellow Mormons.  Securing his postmortem planet.
One guy talked about how Romney showed up with his sons to dig a stump out of his yard.  “There were no press there” said the grateful Mormon, whose house had burned to the ground.  BUT THERE WERE CAMERAS!  How can people believe that Romney took time out of his campaign to go to some guy’s house he didn’t know, and dig up his stump?  Maybe because Romney has been on the stump for so long he misunderstood what his son was asking him to do.  Wild man with a chainsaw.
It is heartening to know, however, that if he does win the Presidency, Ann will fire all the help and clean the White House herself and Romney will dash off periodically to do yardwork at some Mormon’s house.  God bless us, everyone!

George Zimmerman Endorses Romney

This is from Tom Tancredo's website.. Really.

As George Zimmerman was leaving the courthouse today, he announced his endorsement of Willard “Mitt” Romney for President.  “I really like his wife,” Zimmerman said. “What a babe.  I could really stand my ground for her!”
Although uncomfortable with Zimmerman’s leering comments about his wife, Romney welcomed the endorsement.  “It’s a two-fer — isn’t that what you people say?  I mean, a gun toting Hispanic?  Too bad he isn’t Jewish.”  When asked about Zimmerman’s character Romney replied, “Well, I would prefer to be endorsed by someone who is not a murderer, but I will take what I can get.  Did you see how those Republican congressmen flip flopped on me?”
There are rumors that Zimmerman’s bond was provided by Karl Rove’s SuperPac, American Crossroads.  This rumor has not been confirmed; but Zimmerman did say:  “We are at an American crossroads.  I am going to take a shot at campaigning for Romney while I am free.”
Media accounts indicate that Zimmerman will be in jail a “few more days.”  “Doesn’t bother me,” said Zimmerman “Did you see how much weight I lost in jail?”

STRANGE GIVEN NAME DELIBERATE

"I'm sorry son. It's on your birth certificate"

Searching through back issues of the Detroit Free Press, we found an interview with auto magnate and former Michigan Governor, George Romney.

“Of course I gave him the name Willard,” said the “elder” Romney, smoothing back his silver mane.  “I figured it couldn’t hurt him to get beat up a little … makes ‘em stronger, that’s what I think.  Besides, I am not going to be outgunned by some punk kid.”

Romney Sr. was stunned when his son started using his middle name “Mitt.”  “I gave him that name as a joke.  Like he was going to become a major league catcher or something…the Willard thing:  isn’t there some bald fat guy weatherman named Willard?”

It is not just Romney’s father that thinks Willard is a weird name.  Commentator KC Robertson said  “Would you name a dog Willard? Any wonder Willard “Mitt” Romney tries to conceal his name. It’s a bigger secret than Barack’s birthplace. Nobody likes a Willard.

BELLA HAS A GUN!!!

Dobre Utro Amerika!
With all the talk lately about 26 states with “Stand Your Ground” laws, and Rick Santorum’s signing his three year old daughter Bella up for the NRA, bringing their number to 73,741, we think it’s time to celebrate one of the world’s most popular WMDs, the Kalashinikov — or as we call it here in the good old USA, the AK-47.
We are a country at war.  All the time war.  Our citizenry cherishes the right to bear arms.  We are approximately 7% of the world’s population, but we can boast 20% of the world’s population in our jails.  Except, in a few days, for George Zimmerman, whose appearance in court foreshadows his Turn and Run strategy in the Trayvon Martin case.
Because America so loves a war, a Russian friend of ours gave us the T-shirt pictured in this blog.  We wanted you to see it before we shipped it off to California, which has an accidental “Stand Your Ground” law.  Well, not exactly an accidental law because it has never been legislated.  But it was ordered, more than a century ago, by court decree.

World Massacre Tour

“Those are the kind of activist judges we like,” said Wayne LaPierre, head of the NRA.   LaPierre has been called “over the edge” and “a wingnut” by members of his own organization.

DO CONSERVATIVES KNOW ISSA IS LEBANESE?

Do they also know that he has been arrested for stealing cars (a Dodge Charger and a Maserati) and also for carrying a concealed weapon — this part they probably like : a 25 caliber with rounds of ammunition as well as a tear gas gun with ammunition.
This is Mr. Morality, who announced at the beginning of his service that he was going to be investigating Obama’s administration on a 24/7 basis, following the lead of the Senate Minority “leader” and the cabal of Republican rats who decided, the day Obama was inaugurated that their first priority would be “making sure that Obama does not get reelected.”
Issa has had a checkered career, and so it seems he thinks that everyone who he wants to interview has one as well.  He is either eternally suspicious or a bad joke, neither of which you would take home to Mom.
This is the guy that had five men testifying about birth control, and denied a well educated woman the opportunity to speak.

This is the guy that said that Obama’s administration is the most corrupt in American history.   Takes one to know one, Daryl baby.