I CARE ABOUT MY FAMILY

BUT NOT YOURS, ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE COLLEEN HANABUSA.

"I am Charles D'Jou and I approved this message."

Aiona Announces Sinister Plan

To ignore the halt and the elderly; saying "it is easier to raise a strong child than fix a broken adult."

D'Jou Uses Congressional Credit Card

TO PAY FOR FOUR GLOSSY OVER SIZED POSTCARDS TO CD1 IN 23 DAYS.

STATEMENT IN MAIL TO YOUR CHILDREN.

SHARRON ANGLE TO CHARLES D'JOU:

YOU LOOK KIND OF HISPANIC TO ME.

DEPUTY DAWG

Inaugurated today as Honolulu's Mayor. Bow. Wow.

D'JONT

D'JONT VOTE FOR DJOU D'JERK.

Today's Word

Dylan Nonaka to follow boss Jonah Kaauwai to Hell.

It Does Not Matter At All

That Charlie D'Jou lives in C.D. 1.

(picture from when he was bellman at Sheraton) (not.)

Separated At Birth

Human-Honu Hybrids.

(thank you Stephen Colbert)

Religious Left

YOU'RE THE LAST WHO DOWN IN WHOVILLE. YOU NEED TO SHOUT LOUDER!

Da Local GOP Commercials

Like Beef?

"I am Charles Djou and I approved this message."

I've Spoken to God

And Jonah Kaauwai is going to Hell.